Thursday, September 30, 2010

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Did you get my sly innuendo?

You know if you read this post, that I have been on a mission to try to plug a few extra swear words into my daily life a little more.  Well, WTF?

WTF??!

I'm a failure.  It just doesn't come naturally to me.  Only if I am really mad or really tipsy and with people in my tiny little circle of people.  Guess what though?  First of all, I am hardly ever really mad.  Irritated here and there, but not really mad.  And as I have said before, drinking and getting tipsy just isn't my cup of tea.  Or rum, I should say.  It isn't my cup of rum.

So I'm trying so hard to be badass, (HA!) but there just isn't anyone to swear at and there isn't much of anything to swear about.  So what's a wannabe badass girl to do?

Give up. 

Yeah, I am giving up.  It was a dumb idea and I am over it.

4 comments:

  1. Nobody likes a quitter. ;) Swearing has it's uses and there are a few times it can be helpful. I'm hoping today is one of them for an issue I'm having with the lack of carpeting, which was supposed to be done yesterday.

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  2. Ugh JPT -- sorry about your carpeting issue!! Definitely feeling your pain, as our finished basement just flooded this morning from two days of rain and a power outage. Waiting right now on the restoration guys...

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