So, me and my husband have this little unwritten rule that we get a free kiss with a particular celebrity crush, if the situation ever arose. (clearly, the situation will never arise, but a girl can dream, right??)
So for the longest time, like for almost my whole marriage practically, my free kiss was... Dave Matthews. From DMB. Oh man... I love him. And his voice is amazing and every one of my friends made fun of me for my free kiss pick!! Isn't that so mean??! I think he's hot. ANYWAY. Of course those losers pick the guy that EVERYONE would pick -- like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp. Who wouldn't take a free kiss from one of those guys? But come on! Think a little outside of the box people!
( I still like you Dave.)
Alex doesn't think outside of the box. He typically goes straight to the blonde with big boobs. Such a guy, my husband is. And he is always switching. He started with Britney (!), then went to Charlize Theron, then moved over to Scarlet J. He kept her on his list for a while. Now, he changed it up! He just informed me he's going Kim Kardashian! Who knew?
As I was saying before I got sidetracked (go figure), I was saying that I have always had Dave Matthews, but I think I may be
So I decided, I am going to poll the readers. Who do you think I should pick? I will give you my top three contenders, and you can vote! And when I feel like closing the polls, I will take all of your advice, and have my free kiss be the the guy of your collective choice. Look how nice I am -- offering to let you all hold such power over my kiss. Please, use your judgement. Choose wisely. I keep my free kiss for a long time, so don't choose the guy you think could be just a passing fancy. OK. I trust you.
TOP THREE CONTENDERS
(1) ROB You know who I mean. Edward/Rob. ROB PATTINSON. My cousin Kat tried to claim him, but I could throw down over this guy. Oh, I do love him. And I love his crooked tooth and his cutie face. And his voice. And his mischievous look. And I dig a guy that can rock a messy hair-do. I don't really care that he is so young. It would be like Demi and Ashton. Oh, I could go there.
(um. Did I mention hot? Yes. Yes, I did. Sigh.)
(2) BOB HARPER From The Biggest Loser. OK. Relax. I told you that I think outside of the box! I can hear the wheels spinning madly over this, but I don't really care about the rumors of his sexual orientation, he's HOT. And very fit. And he has sick tattoos. And I am sure he would be very motivating. I love Bob.
(yikes.)
(3) JEREMY PIVEN Oh Ari... I mean Jeremy! Jeremy! I think he is adorable, and funny, and cocky, and cute as anything. And mischievous, like Rob/Edward. Plus I like that he's been around the acting block a while... Honest to God if I had another son, I think I would name him after Jeremy's character Ari.
(yikes again.)
Let me have it. I'm waiting...
always Dave!!! (although my husband & I don't have that agreement:)
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna be honest here. I've seen pictures of your husband and he's pretty cute! And so are you! I think you should just pick each other. But, hey, I'm old!
ReplyDeleteJeremy.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised -- shocked actually -- that Alex's Uncle Chris isn't on the list, but what do I know. Can you run his photo in a future posting for the women to feast upon? As for your 3 finalists, they say Jeremy is a jerk and you can't pick someone associated with The Biggest Loser so go for Pattison, all the other women do... But don't forget Uncle Chris!
ReplyDeleteI like your list. And I certainly think you can change it whenever you want, but only if you want, of course. My free kiss was Heath Ledger. I was so sad when he died! But...is it bad to admit that the second person on my list is Gwyneth Paltrow???
ReplyDeleteOK, I have no help! Everyone went for someone different. I think I am going to have to go with Larry's top choice. LOL Erin! If I was picking a girl, I might have to go with Jillian Michaels, or Olivia Wilde - not sure what is up with the biggest loser theme... I loved Heath Ledger too! I was so sad when he died.
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