on a scale of one to rob pattinson...

I totally stole that line from my niece.  Except I substituted Rob (my #10 = ridiculously hot guy) for John Stamos (her #10 = mildly hot guy).  Although I do admit John Stamos is pretty cute.  I like his salty peppery hair.

Anyway, on to the point.

I'm feeling it again.  Blog angst, blog worry, blog envy.  Hold on, I am checking blangst on urbandictionary.  And blenvy for good measure. 

O.M.G.  I DID IT!  I got an original word (or two) on unbandictionary.com!  WOOHOO.  Oh yeah!  It's my birthday!  WOO HOO!  I will post a link for my definitions of BLENVY and BLANGST as soon as they post it on the site!  For those of you here that aren't aware, I have been trying to get an original word on urbandictionary for like ever!  I am so excited.  You can give me high fives in your mind.

Gosh, I got way off track.  What else is new?

So on a scale of ONE to ROB PATTINSON, how would you rate this blog?  What do you think I could or should do here that I am not? (Or amn't, as one of my kids used to say.  Aww.  I love amn't.) 

Once again, I am questioning my reason for blogging in the first place, and wonder if it's all just self important drivel that nobody really cares about anyway.  I mean, writing is fun, and I am rarely at loss for things to talk about (go figure), but really -- do you care?  Am I keeping you all interested and coming back?  Would you rather I just shut up and went away?  I mean, if I am just writing to write, I could always make this blog private and not clutter up the blog world with my nonsense.

So.  Really guys -- give it to me straight.  I need some constructive criticism.  Just please don't be all harsh and mean-ish and hurt my feelings.  I am bad at receiving criticism.  I am cringing, just waiting.

the free kiss

OK.  I can't be the only one who believes in this philosophy.

So, me and my husband have this little unwritten rule that we get a free kiss with a particular celebrity crush, if the situation ever arose.  (clearly, the situation will never arise, but a girl can dream, right??)

So for the longest time, like for almost my whole marriage practically, my free kiss was... Dave Matthews.  From DMB.  Oh man... I love him.  And his voice is amazing and every one of my friends made fun of me for my free kiss pick!!  Isn't that so mean??!  I think he's hot.  ANYWAY.  Of course those losers pick the guy that EVERYONE would pick -- like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp.  Who wouldn't take a free kiss from one of those guys?  But come on!  Think a little outside of the box people!

( I still like you Dave.)

Alex doesn't think outside of the box.  He typically goes straight to the blonde with big boobs.  Such a guy, my husband is.  And he is always switching.  He started with Britney (!), then went to Charlize Theron, then moved over to Scarlet J.  He kept her on his list for a while.  Now, he changed it up!  He just informed me he's going Kim Kardashian!  Who knew?

As I was saying before I got sidetracked (go figure), I was saying that I have always had Dave Matthews, but I think I may be over him moving on.  I don't know what happened!  I mean, I still love him and think he's the man, but I am kind of ready to try a new and different free kiss.  

So I decided, I am going to poll the readers.  Who do you think I should pick?  I will give you my top three contenders, and you can vote!  And when I feel like closing the polls, I will take all of your advice, and have my free kiss be the the guy of your collective choice.  Look how nice I am -- offering to let you all hold such power over my kiss.  Please, use your judgement.  Choose wisely.  I keep my free kiss for a long time, so don't choose the guy you think could be just a passing fancy.  OK.  I trust you.

TOP THREE CONTENDERS

(1) ROB  You know who I mean.  Edward/Rob.  ROB PATTINSON.  My cousin Kat tried to claim him, but I could throw down over this guy.  Oh, I do love him.  And I love his crooked tooth and his cutie face.  And his voice.  And his mischievous look.  And I dig a guy that can rock a messy hair-do.  I don't really care that he is so young.  It would be like Demi and Ashton.  Oh, I could go there.

(um.  Did I mention hot?  Yes. Yes, I did. Sigh.)

(2) BOB HARPER  From The Biggest Loser.  OK.  Relax.  I told you that I think outside of the box!  I can hear the wheels spinning madly over this, but I don't really care about the rumors of his sexual orientation, he's HOT.   And very fit.  And he has sick tattoos.  And I am sure he would be very motivating.  I love Bob. 

(yikes.)

(3) JEREMY PIVEN  Oh Ari... I mean Jeremy!  Jeremy!  I think he is adorable, and funny, and cocky, and cute as anything.  And mischievous, like Rob/Edward.  Plus I like that he's been around the acting block a while... Honest to God if I had another son, I think I would name him after Jeremy's character Ari. 

(yikes again.)

Let me have it.  I'm waiting...