huge aspirations

Me: "Kieran, what do you think you want to be when you grow up?"

My (almost) 15 year old nephew Kieran: "Well, I am pretty sure that I will be a theoretical physicist.  Either that or a professional soccer player."

Me: "What about you Axe?"

My (almost) 13 year old son Alex: "I'm definitely going to be a professional magician.  And a poker player."