1. "Mom, I have an armpit hair!! Also, my armpit stinks. Do you want to smell it? I am a MAN!" Alex
2. "A black kitten licked my face. And so did a squirrel. Can you get them out of my room?" Brooke
3. "I'm hungry. Nobody even gave me dinner. Can I have a cheese stick? Also, what are you watching?" Megan
also the over used "I need water"
ReplyDeleteThat's the oldest one in the book. Soooo un-original. Personally, I appreciate the armpit hair - now THAT'S oringinal.
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