Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Top three reasons why my kids come down after bedtime

1.  "Mom, I have an armpit hair!!  Also, my armpit stinks.  Do you want to smell it?  I am a MAN!" Alex

2.  "A black kitten licked my face.  And so did a squirrel.  Can you get them out of my room?" Brooke

3.  "I'm hungry.  Nobody even gave me dinner.  Can I have a cheese stick?  Also, what are you watching?" Megan


2 comments:

  1. also the over used "I need water"

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  2. That's the oldest one in the book. Soooo un-original. Personally, I appreciate the armpit hair - now THAT'S oringinal.

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