you googled that?? v2

I love checking out what google searches brought people to my blog.  It's so funny, and so... fucked up.

Apparently I am the expert of hipsterism.  Who knew?  I guess people are very concerned with hipsters, and this post was by far the most popular that I've ever written, I have had literally thousands and thousands of hits on that page.  Shocking, right? 

These are my all time top searches, the ones that brought them to what I like to refer to as the most Awesomest Famous Hipster post evahhh: 

hipster
hipster fucks
fucking hipsters
asshole hipster
how to tell if your partner is a hipster
my friend is a hipster dick
how do you know that you are not a hipster
dark hipster
fake hipsters
hipster rocker
can hipsters be gay?

Damn.  You people are really obsessed with hipsters.

And then we have these gems:

my husband's boss is handsome.  Huh.  I like my husband's boss a lot, but he is an old guy, like a grandpa (not that there's anything wrong with that).  And I'm pretty sure I've never mentioned him on my blog.

three year olds with big boobs.  OK.  Well that's fucked up.  Really?  (a) I don't get why that directed someone to my blog, and (b) Huh?

sore core.  Alright, I get this one.  I wrote this post about trying yoga and how hard it sucks and how I had such a sore core and then I skipped yoga and just went to damnyouautocorrect.com because I was in a shit mood.

wtf walt disney.  I also get this one, because I wrote a post titled WTF Walt Disney about how every Disney movie is scary and potentially damaging to the fragile little psyches of our kids.

brick banana.  Whenever I see the word brick, I think of Anchorman, and I was all wondering, did Ron Burgundy mention a banana in his pants in that hilarious erection scene?  But then I realized, no, no he didn't.  Because it was the pleats, the pleats in the pants, not a banana.  I wrote about a few completely different and unrelated things in this post, Brick from Anchorman happened to be one, and fruit flies on bananas happened to be another.

six degrees of monica lewinsky.  I like the six degrees to Kevin Bacon thing.  I think it's genius.  Somehow I got caught up in six degreeing myself to Monica Lewinsky, and it really worked!  It was very exciting.  Obviously.

crotchal region meaning.  It's good that people use the Internet to figure out terms and things that they don't understand.  Because before google, life was just way too exhausting to try to figure out.  But anyway, the crotchal region is a term that I kind of figured is self explanatory?  No?  Don't feel bad, blogger doesn't recognize it either.

xxx bungee sex bucket list.  Well hey.  What a good idea, a SEX Bucket list.  Why didn't I think of that??  I may actually have to write a mini-sex bucket list... hmmm... not sure if I could share it on the www though.  Unfortunately, this was just an innocent opposite bucket list post, not anything illicit or x-rated.  Sheesh.  You guys are a bunch of xxx porn pigs. 

So of course, there are tons more google search words and terms out there that seem to bring a lot of people to my blog.  Italian people really seem to like this blog, so like, Ciao!  Benvenuto! (that's for the Italians)  I also seem to get a ton of traffic from countries that I have never even heard of, and probably can't pronounce.  Weird.  Anyway, I'll post more of these google search things later.  Because I need to finish a few things before I have to be Mom.