A possible conversation between me and my husband:
him: I called you like five times! Why didn't you answer?
me: I may or may not have been in the shower.
him: Jessee, it's 1:45 in the afternoon.
me: Don't judge me! I was very busy with a lot of important things!
him: Well what were you doing all day?
me: Well. I may or may not have been simultaneously watching Vampire Diaries while playing words and pinning shit to that asshole pinterest.
him: Pinterest again?
me: It's such a time suck! All I know is that I was happily drinking my coffee and reading the news. Then I clicked over to pinterest to just look at one little thing, and all of a sudden I looked at the clock and it was 1:45! It was like I was sucked into a black hole of inspiration!
me: I did other stuff too!
him: Did you make those appointments?
me: I may or may not have.
him: Did you book our trip?
me: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't.
him: Did you at least pick up that thing I asked you to get?
me: What the actual fuck hon. I can't do everything!
him: Maybe I'll turn off the wifi.
me: Maybe I'll karate chop your face.
him: Hm. Maybe I'll rethink turning off the wifi.
me: Then maybe I will book the trip and make the calls and pick up the thing.
me: Damn. Who knew I was so good at communication and compromise? Aren't you glad we had this little chat?