You know, I used to write funny or interesting things that my kids would say on random scraps of paper or whatever was handy (a diaper?), and then eventually transfer them to a baby book. But I am such a slacker Mom, I kind of quit writing in Brooke's book somewhere along the lines of age 2. Ugh. Don't tell anyone. AND DON'T YOU JUDGE ME. I had a lot going on dammit.
But here's the good news! Every so often I scribble down funny things that Brooke (and/or the other kids) will say. And I'm about to share a few of those gems with y'all. Whoa. Who the heck am I right there? I may have actually just typed in a Southern accent. Also, I have a ton of notes filling up my notes app, and I'm in a purging mood. So here are some recent cute/funny things.
MEGAN: Hey Brooke, do you want to watch TV with me?
BROOKE: What? Do you want a poop mustache?
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ME: Brooke, today is the day I am washing your Nanny (blankie). She smells disgusting.
BROOKE: No! I need something to stick up my nose in case Megan poops her drawers.
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BROOKE: Mom, are those guys boyfriend and boyfriend?
ME: Yup. It looks like they are.
BROOKE: Well then how do they know who gets to be the driver?
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BROOKE: Why does school have to be so early?? I'm freaking tired!
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MEGAN: Ooh, Jacob is hot! (Boo. Edward lover here.)
BROOKE: Because he has nice abs? You can't just like someone for their abs Meg. You have to like them for who they are.
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BROOKE ::Stands up and shakes fists at her sister:: You stand up and fight like an ogre!
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BROOKE: Megan likes Kevin as a boyfriend! Well I'm going to tell him she wears her underwear over her underwear.
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ALEX: Mom, what time is Dad going to be home tonight?
BROOKE: Well, he said by dinner time, but we all know that when Dad says dinner time, he really gets home after bed time.
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BROOKE: Next year I am going to play T-ball. And I am going to grow hair under my armpits.
So she's the one packed full of personality in your family. I see. Wonder where she gets it? LOL
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