shameless begging

So I once tried having a **linky party and I got stood up.  By every one of you three losers meanies readers!  I had appetizers and cocktails.  And it was so humiliating and lonely and I had very hurt feelings so I had to take a bubble bath and cry while reading a sad story and listening to Enya.

OK.  One person showed up and I love her for it but it was a little bit awkward.   It was just me and her and the silence was deafening and we tried to dance and pretend it was still fun but it all just fell flat.  She snuck out early.  I don't blame her.

So anyway, I am tentatively putting myself out there again, filled with painful thoughts of rejection and worrying if anyone will even show up...

Oh just come on and link up!  It'll be really fun!  I promise!  We can all wear purple matching shirts and spike our coffee with alcohol and just pretty please with a grape on top, it'll be fun.  So don't be so LAME.  

I just want you guys to show up, OK?

Wow.   I feel so passive aggressive.

Maybe that's why nobody showed up before.

Well anyway, here are the details.  In case you feel like coming.  You know.  To the party.

Who:  Me

What:  A linky party, called "14 THINGS THAT I LOVE," in honor of Valentine's Day

When: Valentine's Day, of course.  Monday Feb 14.

Where:  Right here on Jessee's Spot.

Why:  Because it'll be FUN and we can share cool stuff and all be BFFs.

So don't hurt me all over again guys.  I will wipe the slate clean and we can start fresh and forget all about the disastrous first party that nobody showed up to and pretend this is the first party.  And it will be a great success, I just know it!

Don't forget to RSVP so I know how many purple shirts to get!  And make sure to mention what your favorite coffee spiking alcohol is.

And if it isn't  a great success then I will just give up and never try a linky party ever again in my whole life.  And I will wear a black dress and a black veil that covers my face in shame.  For all eternity. 

**So my spell check tried to change "linky" to kinky.  This is NOT going to be a kinky party!  Because that is not how I usually roll.  I promise!  Unless of course that will get you all to show up and then maybe we can discuss it.  Just don't tell anyone else.  It will be our secret.