Today I'm posting nine truths and one lie for the Monday Listicle. I switched it up though, because it's actually supposed to be nine lies and a truth. Sorry, sometimes you just gotta buck the system. Anyway, if you read this blog every once in a while, the one lie should be kind of easy...
1. I have horrible eyesight in one eye. The other eye is better than 20/20 vision though, which makes any eyeglasses I try look ridiculous.
2. I had my first child when I was 19 years old, but I always said I was 20 because I hated being labeled a teen mom.
3. I have a college degree, but it's not good enough.
4. I have a fear of swimming in the dark, Stephen King scarred me for life.
5. I always wanted a monkey, til the ripping off of the face incident...
6. I was in marching band in high school. I sucked so bad at marching, it was embarrassing.
7. I hate flying, I need to be either medicated or intoxicated to get on a plane.
8. I love hospitals, including hospital food.
9. I'm pretty sure that my favorite season is autumn. If I ever got remarried, it would definitely be in the fall.
10. I don't like beer. I kind of wish I did because it just seems cool to enjoy a nice cold beer every now and then.
What do you think?? Which one of these bad boys is NOT true?
Oh MAN! I don't know how anyone could like hospital food. I've been in my fair share and have yet to find one that serves much that is edible. Blech
ReplyDeleteI can't swim at night either. So odd...and flying? Yeah...don't get me started on flying.
Oh boy, this is difficult, such creative facts! I'll go with swimming thing?
ReplyDelete#8 can't possibly be true!! Can it??
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't live for going into hospitals for dinner on those cute plastic trays? And I'm with Sperk, swimming at night. I think that's the one.
ReplyDeleteEyes? That seems too detailed to make up!
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ReplyDeleteAh Anonymous... you got it! I love to fly, and I'm pretty sure I've never actually flown drunk OR medicated. :) Thanks for all of the guesses!
ReplyDeleteI should have gone with your spin too! Had I not seen your answer, I would have gone with the marching band and only because I'm sure you weren't really bad at marching. :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, I gotta know - first, how do you see if one eye is so bad, but you don't wear glasses? Second, how can one be bad at marching? You just... march? Right? I think another video might be in order. ;) And yes, Stephen King has f'ed up some things for a lot of us, including cars, dogs, cemeteries and every lake cabin everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI could live with the hospital food but nobody loves hospitals. Unless all doctors are McDreamy...
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