omg, acronyms make me happy. rotfl.

I like words.  I'm a wordie.  I tend to do a lot of listening, so I often pick things apart - how certain words make you feel, how some strike you as funny or disgusting or annoying.

I think a lot of word people don't love acronyms.  Like you're tarnishing something by using them.  I'm not sure what exactly is being tarnished by abbreviating a term, but they think something is.  The dictionary?  The English language?  I think that's kind of dumb.  I love acronyms.  I think admitting that out loud may make me sound a little weird. 

Eh, I don't care, I wear my weirdness proudly.  

I have this thing though, with acronyms.  Whenever I hear them or see them, I mentally switch the words up to make them mean something else.  Like, what if when you were texting someone WTF, it didn't mean what the fuck?

It could mean all sorts of things.  Like, Where's the food?  Or Who took Fluffy?  Wash the floor, wrong turn, freak!  Wipe the front, wank the flank, where's the fish?  Wiggle toes first, wear torn flannel, warty toad feet, we're too fat!  Who's that fool?

Or the acronym for stay at home mom, you know, SAHM.  That could certainly stand for plenty of other things: 

so annoyed, hit me
special access husband material

so awesome, have meat

smile at huge mouths

slap a ho much?

strange ankles, help me

shoot a horny man

sleep angrily, he'll mope

snare a hungry mouse

smelly ass, happy monkeys

stupid annoying happy meals

simple and humble mother

she always hears moaning

snarky about hipster moms

sloppy ass hairy mess

shit ass ho motherfucker

super awesome helluva mama

stare at hippos much?

strip after he moos

slimy apples have maggots

Or, how about LOL?!  

loose old loonie

lame or lumpy

look! our laundry!

losers only limp

lunch, or linner?

lift our legs

large oompa loomp

losers often linger

leave our lunch

locate old lobsters

Oh man.  I think I better quit now.  I could do this all day.  So anyway, TTYL, BFF.  (try to yell louder, big fat freak)  BRB GF!  (bring ripe bananas good fellow!)  JK, GTG.  (Just kiss, grab ten guys) 

Please, somebody stop me.

OMG, MYOB! SMH...(Obvious mean girl, make your own bread! Stop mating hamsters...)

OK, I'm done now.  Phew.