Monday, January 14, 2013

the one with the movie quotes

This was kind of challenging.  Not because I don't have an abundance of ridiculous movie quotes in my head, but because I have an abundance of ridiculous movie quotes in my head.  There are all sorts of ways that I could break them down, you know, to follow some type of theme instead of just randomness: funny, inspiring, best, worst, 80's, oldies, quotes I know but shouldn't, stupid... the possibilities are endless!  So I decided to go with a bunch of funny Anchorman quotes.  Because they're so stupid, they always make me laugh.  I often try to insert some form of these particular quotes into my every day conversation.  Because who wouldn't?

1. You're a smelly pirate hooker.  Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?? You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public. (Ron Burgundy)

2. Take me to pleasure town! (Veronica Corningstone)

3. I am 72 percent sure that I love you. (Veronica Corningstone)

4. I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.  I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. (Ron Burgundy)

5. I'm in a glass case of emotion. (Ron Burgundy)

6. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. (Ron Burgundy)

7. Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store? (Brick)

8. I love lamp. (Brick)

9. Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing. (Ron Burgundy)

10. We're trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. (Ron)

and a few more because I can't just leave them out...

11. Poop. You poopmouth, poop in your mouth! (Garth)

12. Panda jerk! (Brian)

13. Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! (Wes Mantooth)

14.  What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? (Ron Burgundy)

15. The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... (Ron)


  1. Love Anchorman! So funny! And #6 is the best! Made me laugh out loud even though I've seen the movie about 8 times in different bits and pieces. Ellen

  2. "I don't know how to put this...but I'm kind of a big deal"....sooooooo close to including that one on MY list :) Can't go wrong with Anchorman.

  3. Holy crap but that movie nearly makes me pee my pants every time we watch it! We have a funny story about playing Pictionary and Anchor Man was the clue. This is DoodleBug's favorite movie (or one them) and she quotes it all the time. She could NOT for the life of her get Anchor Man. She kept saying manchor. Manchor. And the like. We were cracking up nearly killing ourselves! Maybe you had to be here but I promise it was hilarious. LOL

  4. STOP!!!!!! What about "I'm Ron Burgundy?? Who messed with the teleprompter!
    or You are my little gentleman hahaha I forgot all about the pants store!!!
    Blessed that was a funny post!

  5. I once hated this movie. After several viewings with my significant other who is a huge fan of the flick, I've come to love it. My favorite is "Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank." Thanks for the late night giggles.

  6. I have a running joke with my friend about being a pirate whore, and I always tell her to go back to whore island :) Such a funny movie!

  7. My favorite is "Sex Panther. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." What an awesome, stupid movie!!!

  8. I have not seen this but I can imagine it's hilariousness. I will have to add it to the To Watch pile! :)

  9. I do have to admit Anchorman quotes are pretty damn awesome! Your list wins!!

  10. Brilliant. So easy to apply in everyday life. Exept maybe the pant plead ones. Love it.