possible conversation

A possible conversation between me and my husband:


him:  I called you like five times!  Why didn't you answer?


me: I may or may not have been in the shower.


him:  Jessee, it's 1:45 in the afternoon.


me:  Don't judge me!  I was very busy with a lot of important things!


him:  Well what were you doing all day?


me:  Well.  I may or may not have been watching the Bachelor while playing scramble and pinning shit to that asshole pinterest.


him:  What the hell is pinterest?


me:  Remember?  It's that new time suck!  All I know is that I was happily drinking my coffee and reading the news. Then I clicked over to pinterest to just look at one little thing, and all of a sudden I looked at the clock and it was 1:45!  It was like I was sucked into a black hole of inspiration!


him: Hm.


me:  I did other stuff too!


him:  Did you make those appointments?


me:  I may or may not have.


him:  Did you book our trip?


me:  Maybe I did and maybe I didn't.


him:  Did you at least pick up that thing I asked you to get?


me:  What the actual fuck hon.  I can't do everything!


him:  Maybe I'll turn off the wifi.


me:  Maybe I'll karate chop your face.  


him:  Hm.  Maybe I'll rethink turning off the wifi.


me:  Then maybe I will book the trip and make the calls and pick up that thing.


him:  Fine.  


me:  Damn.  Who knew I was so good at communication and compromise?  Aren't you glad we had this little chat?


him:  ::sigh::