the real friday five

Whoa it's early!  I may or may not even be writing this from my cozy bed.

So a few days ago, I gave you all three readers a heads up on my intention to do a little Blog Hop.  It's my first attempt at such a thing, and I hope you'll humor me and link up so I don't look like a dumbass to the whole entire Blogiverse.  If you're new to this blog or missed the heads up, it's pretty simple and straightforward - you write a post on Friday - just 5 minutes or so.  It could be a wrap up of your week, it could be a miscellaneous ramble, a to-do list, a grocery list... anything really.  Maybe even be a weekly topic if people seem interested.  Then, you link up at the bottom of this post, and that's it!  Well, then it would be nice if you read any other links and commented, but still, simple stuff right?  It's also a nice way to meet and connect with other bloggers out there.  So come on guys... in the famous words of the Nike advertisers, just do it!  I even made an official button!  Because I am so official and stuff.  Feel free to share it anywhere on your blog.

 

7:55 A.M!
All of a sudden it's Friday, and I feel like I have a shit ton of things to do.  I know I'm not supposed to mention it because the potential thieves out there who may want to pillage my home are getting a heads up that my house will be sort of empty, but I'm throwing caution to the wind - we're out of here in a few days.  (holy run-on sentence batman) If the potential thieves will make sure, during their pillaging, to also take my annoying lovely kitchen table, I'll only arrest them a little bit out of sheer gratitude.  Also, there is a ton of super awesome shitty crap that should go to the dumpster vintage stuff in the basement that they can have too.  And a broken vacuum.  Just stay out of my underwear drawer.  Fine.  Pillage my underwear drawer if you must, but I'm warning you, there's a 50/50 chance of getting something that might not be cute.

So yep, we're doing the Disney thing next week.  So I can't guarantee regular posts, but I'll try to figure something out, just so you three readers wont miss me too hard.  Maybe I'll even write a few advance posts and schedule them to post in my absence!  A real, professional blogger would probably do that!  I'm such an amateur.  An amateur who may not have nearly enough time to write a couple of decent advance posts.  But I'll try.  I mean, I have to get a pedicure!  What am I, an animal??  I can't go to Disney with bare toes!  Jeeze, you guys. 

Ah, time's up.  Gotta get out of this warm cozy bed, and get the day started.  Happy weekend!  And don't forget to link up below!

*So, I'm linking one of my other Friday Five's here, to get the ball rolling.  Obviously, I can't link today's post there, because I'd just be sending you back to this and it would be all confusing.  In fact, I'm confused already.  Anyway, please don't leave me hanging here, all alone at my party.  All hopeful, holding a tray of appetizers.  Just waiting.  Like a loser.  That would be really humiliating.