I just have a low tolerance for dumbasses.

I just read this article that said women are more prone to road rage than men are.  I guess it doesn't surprise me all that much.  Women have a tendency to fly off the handle over the small things.  Not all women, relax lady readers.  Apparently, there are some pretty angry drivers out there, both male and female.

I've compiled a little list of some things you might hear me mumbling if you happen to be driving with me.  I also mutter these things while I am alone and people are driving like a bunch of dumbasses.  I really don't think I have road rage at all.  I just have a low tolerance for dumbasses.

This is not me.  I know this because I'm not quite that aggressive.

Can you drive any slower??!

What is this guy doing?

You can turn your signal off now lady....

Really??  Really buddy??  That's what you're going to do??

Oh, OH!  That was a close one.

Ah come on Mister, move!

SHIT.  Cop!  Is he turning??

Go.  Go!  GREEN LIGHT!

DUDE.  Dude.

Pe-diddle!

Oh my God, seriously??

Hello??  Turn signal much??

So you're going to cut me off then slow down??  Really?

Are you freaking kidding me??

What the FUCK are you doing??

One lane.  You get ONE lane, guy.

Oh, you wanna ride my ass?  I can play this game allll day...

MOVE, jackass.

High beams.  High beams!  HIGH BEAMS!  Jeeze.

You did NOT just pull out on me.  Oh my God!  Dick.

You better settle down over there, Mario.

Hey!  That was MY go.

Uh, it's your right of way buddy!

YIELD!  We're yielding, not stopping!

Oops, sorry!  SORRY! ::apologetic wave::

::pre-thank you wave::  I'm cutting over. Riiiiiiight. Now.