|This is not a picture from the mom-blog, just a random six-pack from google.|
Like, really??! Where are the non-perky boobs? The floppy arms? Where is the
I remember this girl I went to school with who had a baby kind of young - the year before I did, and she completely led me to believe that I could be cute while pregnant. She wore a bikini, like 8 or 9 months pregnant, and no joke, totally rocked it. So of course I was all like, I'll be cute and pregnant! Yay!
And then I learned first hand that not all pregnant people are created equal. If I wore a bikini when I was pregnant with any of my four kids, somebody may have reported me to whatever agency out there that would haul my ass home and cover that shit up. The fashion police? The pregnancy fashion police! Trust me, I did not wear anything even remotely resembling a bikini for 9 months times four kids.
If I'm being honest, even when I was cute and young and trim, I rarely wore a bikini. Actually, it was even hard for me to wear a one-piece without a t-shirt on top. I was always going out of my way to fade in to the background and not get looked at, and bikinis aren't exactly the way to go with that.
So anyway, it's not fair. Why can't we all just be MILFs? Actually, I don't exactly aspire to be a MILF, I just want to look acceptable in public. I don't think that's too much to ask for. However, a six-pack would be really nice, but who am I kidding? I'd settle for a two pack.