Husband: A dollar makes me holler, Honey Booboo.
Me: What will five dollars make you do?
Husband: Never been asked that before. Hmmm.
Husband: Run around the house naked with a wiener lasso?
Me: Darn it! I only have two bucks on me.
Husband: Your loss!
And I ask again, is everyone else's husband a 12 year-old boy disguised as a grown up?