Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Text conversations I have with my husband v3

Me:  Hey.

 Husband: A dollar makes me holler, Honey Booboo.

 Me: Weirdo.

 Me:  What will five dollars make you do?

 Husband:  Never been asked that before.  Hmmm.

 Husband:  Run around the house naked with a wiener lasso?

 Me: Darn it!  I only have two bucks on me.

 Husband:  Your loss!
And I ask again, is everyone else's husband a 12 year-old boy disguised as a grown up?
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  1. KaraOctober 17, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    So proud to call you both my parents.

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  2. ChantelOctober 18, 2012 at 6:09 PM

    Haha @ Kara!

    And yesterday when he answered the phone at the office, I sang, "Five dolla' foot looooong." He replied, "Well, I've only got about four dollars and twenty cents."

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