Monkey grabbing boob - This baffles me. Why do you want to see this? And what makes you think you'll find that image on my boring little mom-blog?
Beard sexy guy - Don't get me wrong, I'll search up a sexy bearded guy like nobody's business, because, obviously. But, why here?
Throw up in mouth a little - I always wonder what is going on in someone's mind when they search something, like, did this person just throw up in their mouth a little and they wanted to see what was happening?
WTF Batman - Hm. I say this occasionally. I guess?
Parents who swear at their kids - Jeez, I don't do this. I don't swear in front of my kids, or at them. Some people think I'm judgey when I say that, and maybe I am a tiny bit. But only inwardly judgey, probably.
Boy blowing - Welp. One could take this is many ways. I'm going to choose to think the searcher was referring to gum. Boy blowing gum bubbles. Because come on.
Fucking Christmas miracle - I did say fucking Christmas miracle more than once. Sorry.
Jesse Williams is hot - I conCUR.
Do cats have boobs - What in the world? But then again, do they Focker?
Brick laughing - If you aren't an Anchorman fan, this might seem like, weird.
Guns and Roses and sex - I'm assuming this is somehow in reference to the band Guns 'n Roses. Because otherwise, that's just scary or something.
Sexy super model camel toe - You guys are gross.
Camel toe - And again, really?