Is there a meme out there for WTF Wednesday? If not, there totally should be, don't you think? And I could be persuaded to make one.
And by the by, is meme pronounced "me me?" Or "mem?" Maybe "meem?" Mémé - like we are Fronch? How the eff do you pronounce it? I cannot be the only person who struggles with that. Meme is a stupid word anyway.
I hate messing up pronunciations. Once I said Bon Iver wrong, like "Bon Eye-ver," and someone was like, "uh, you do know that it's 'Bon E vare,' right?" I was like, oh. And then I felt like a dumbass.
Another time, when I was just learning about Quinoa, I asked a guy at this pretentious health food store if he knew where I could find "Kee-know-a," because jeez, that's kind of how it looks like you should pronounce it. And he was all, "Oh, I've never heard of that before." Like a jerk. Then he goes, "Ohhh... you mean 'Keen-wa?' Sure, it's right over here." And in my head I was like, fuck you, ass.
That's my worst thing, feeling like a dumbass.
On another note, I feel very discombobulated because I accidentally put a lotion on that kind of has a fragrance that is overpowering and it is totally stuck in my nose holes and I don't even smell like myself. Seriously. WTF, Wednesday. Even though it's Friday. I might need a re-shower.
And just an observation. Did you ever notice that there are no black emojis? Like, why is that? I think there's the Indian guy with the turban, but besides that, I have not seen one black emoji. I wonder why.
Also, I am trying to reset my metabolism. So far I think it might be working. I'll keep you posted. Later bloggers!