So it's 2:17 in the afternoon and I didn't take a shower or brush my teeth and there is a half of a cup of coffee on the table next to me, just all cold and sitting there. I think that I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch.
I'm pretty sure I might have to pee but I'm currently mushed in that "semi-permanent couch indentation that occurs after sitting for a shit-ton of hours in the same spot on the couch" indentation.
I am in this position solely because I was thinking I should start to be a good blogger again, so I got on my computer at like 10 am-ish or something ridiculous like that and then I accidentally never got up. Because Internet! I mean, there's so much to do on here! Sheesh, I almost forgot.
Then I was on pinterest looking at recipes and I found approximately 897 thousand things that I would like to make for lunch, so I pinned them all on my "THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE FOR LUNCH" board, but of course I never actually made them. I just gazed longingly at Avocado and Spicy Goat Cheese Tacos and Smoky Sweet Potato Burgers w/ Roasted Garlic Cream & Avocado (I really like avocados) and continuously moved on to the next fabulous food-thing to pin. For four hours.
Then I moved on to things that I could make for dinner, except I can't make them because I didn't get my ass showered so I could go to the grocery store and buy ingredients for the things to make for dinner.
So now I have just under 59 tabs open on my computer and I am so confused. Do I shower? Do I throw together a shitty lunch? Brush my grimy teeth? Maybe attempt to get to the store before I have to get the kids from school? Eat a Twix??? I don't even know!!!
This is shameful guys. I actually can't believe that I am confessing this behavior to all of you zero readers out there.